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Archive for September, 2011

A Black Jack Discovery

Monday, September 26th, 2011

Well bless ma soul they’ve done it again. Just when I thought I’d experienced all that’s great and good about this darn world – someone comes along and slaps me right in the chops. This time though, the remarkable experience was not given to me by some long legged beautiful lady, or even a sommelier at some top dollar joint, this was sweetness in its purest form. Now I feel my eyes have been opened to a whole new meaning of Blackjack.

To you and me Blackjack is a game of strategy and skill. A thrilling game with endless possibilities but to a ten year old kid it has a whole other meaning. Blackjack means goodness, possibly bitterness and a certain competitor to the Fruit Salad. Some of you may not believe this but until the little kid who lives next door came a knocking last week I’d never even heard of the darn things. The little tyke came over with what he called a ‘peace offering’. He’s always kicking those darned soccer balls into my back yard. Anyway – he came over and said ‘hey mister, I’m sorry about all them balls, I heard you like Blackjack and cos me and my sister are only into Fruit Salads I thought I’d bring them round’.

Those sweets were the nicest thing anyone had ever done for me, and not only that but once I tried one I’d fallen in love. They took me right back to throwing back flaming Sambuca’s with the Sicilian’s while we played a mean old game of cards. Why anyone would want those Fruit Salads is beyond me.

21

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

Oh to be 21 again yeeha. I used to take girls out to the movie theatre every weekend – a different girl each weekend that is. I haven’t done that in years, the last time I went to the movie theatre was to see a film called 21, and those old picture houses have changed a lot since my day. I didn’t like it much, the smell, the noise, but I liked the film so I watched it again from a rental place this weekend.

It’s no wonder I liked it – it’s about blackjack and based on a true story. I’m not sure what ‘based on’ means though – either it is true or not, I wish they’d shoot straight from the hip about that one. But anyway, I hope it is true because it’s quite the story. These young lads, intelligent lads, train up real good for months and they train not to play Classic Blackjack but to count cards, a fools game in my opinion and so the movie proves.

Predictably they go to Vegas and raid it for all it’s got. They hit the big bucks and seem unstoppable winning at every table, they buy sweet new suits and boots and the main guy, Ben, wins enough to get him through med school. But the silly young’ens forgot one thing, greed lives in all of us and no matter how much you win, or how often, you’ll never win more than the casino. So of course they came to blows when casino security cracked on to what they were gettin’ up to.

At the beginning of the film I envied the youngster’s (Ben’s) intelligence and integrity, but as it went on I figured even the good can go bad when that greedy little money bug strikes.

Set ‘em up Joe

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Last night I took my Blackjack skills back on the road and oh boy I’m good. These online tables have been good to an old timer and now I’m someone to be reckoned with. With sarsaparillas all round we played some good games. It was heating up and I was clutching my holster getting ready for someone to blow but after a few whiskeys to wet the old pallet we were getting on like a house on fire.

That’s another difference between playing online and playing less virtually – if someone’s got a problem with the cut of your jib it’s more than just keyboards and mice that get slammed. Me and the old gang had a right old time though – harry was there, he’s a very good friend of a friend of mine, and quite the player too. By the end of the night we were all sailing Liverpool‘s Mersey and recounting our days back on the Blackjack scene in the windy city.

We’d play till the early hours surrounded by ladies with the longest legs you’d ever seen in smart feather dresses – they don’t make ‘em like that anymore. Then the next day we’d wake up and do it all over again. We had no cares in the world. Things aren’t all bad now though – yea the ladies turned into wives but Blackjack went online. Playing a game from the comfort of your own home, that’s the ticket. I don’t think I could handle those legs anymore anyway. It’s good to know I can get back on the old horse though and play a good game with ma pals.